Top 10 Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

8. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

7. Amen

6. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

5. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper

4. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

3. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

2. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

1. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.